Friday, 27 September 2013

Kahwin


Baru umur namblas tahun jangan le kome dok gate nak fikir pasei kahwin..........


Bila dah kahwin, tanggungjawab dia bukan mudah. Kalau senang sangat, aku pun nak kahwin (wey gua acah acah je la :p) Tapi betul kan apa yang gua cakap ni......

Aku ada baca dekat paper pasal wang hantaran apebende kejadah untuk zaman sekarang ni. Dia ada le bagitahu kalau UPSR mahar dia banyak ni, kalau Diploma mahar dia banyak tu bla bla bla.

Tapi bila aku fikir balik, cam takde barakah do kahwin sebab duit. Pakcik tu jual anak agaknya. Tak ke dia takleh nak fikir, lepas kahwin mestilah nak guna banyak duit, anak perempuan dia nak beranak lagi, susu lagi, pampers lagi, rumah lagi.

Mana la dak menantu tu nak cekau duit bila duit semua dah bagi time kahwin ritu.
Pakcik tu betul-betul letak harga kat anak dia pergh.

Tapi kalau dak menantu tu mampu, takpelah. Itu rezeki.

Ok bila hal duit dah settle, tanggungjawab suami dalam didik isteri pulak tak settle.

ZzZzzzzZ


Aku cuma nak cakap, kalau kau nak kahwin.
Niat lah betul-betul do.

Jangan sebab i love you you love i sahaja.

JANGAN PIKIRIN ABANG JANGAN RASAIN ABANG YANG PENTING HATI SAYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Ok.


Monday, 16 September 2013

10 things you wish you knew about me


It just when you knew that you  love him, he loves someone else instead. –sedih part one

When you see him, you feel like dying. –sedih part two

When we need to pay for the tandas awam  like 10 or 20 cents. –sedih part three

Friends call you ‘weh, buruk gila kau!’. –sedih part four

Your first impression when you saw your crush likes your bestfriend. –sedih part five

Fiona is actually a beautiful princess, and you were like ‘This is INSANE! I am actually the female ogre and its not her’. –sedih part six

The person that you hated the most is actually the person that loved you the most. –sedih part seven

When your lemak is not getting less, its getting worst. –sedih part eight

When there is no internet access at your house. –sedih part nine

You think that he is your jodoh, but actually he is not and you think that it is karma that brought you into this which at this point of age, you don’t even know what karma really mean. –sedih part ten

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Qadrini, when you lose hope, treat you life well :')






Sunday, 8 September 2013

What You Need To Understand.


AN-NUR : 31


And say to the believing women that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty that they should not display their beauty and ornaments except what (must ordinarily) appear there of that they should draw their veils over their bosoms and not display their beauty except to their husbands, their fathers, their husband`s fathers, their sons, their husbands` sons, their brothers or their brothers` sons, or their sisters` sons, or their women, or the slaves whom their right hands possess, or male servants free of physical needs, or small children who have no sense of the shame of sex and that they should not strike their feet (if you wear high heels) in order to draw attention to their hidden ornaments.






Friday, 6 September 2013

Rumours.




"I have a boyfriend."







No, im just kidding. Ek eleh, you knew about it already kan.

But, they are teenagers. They want to know everything about us eventhough there are nothing that we can share with them. Ok for example la they asked you about your boyfriend,

“Who is your boyfriend ah? Tipu la if you said you got no boyfriend. Orang lawa ceni how la can be nobody’s belonging”

And i was like,

“Kau gila ke buta ke apa cakap haku lawa ayoyoyoyoyoyoyo”

And she was like,

“Eh sorry sikit, kau lawa ok. Lagi lawa daripada aku”

And i was like,

“Badan aku besar, everything about me is big, ok shut up. No offense but you sound like ‘krep’ (crap hahahahhahaahahhaha) and really, i envy you. You are thin and im not”

And we were like,

--krik krik krik krik krik krik—






Well, you see?